Summary
AS YOUNGSTERS we're repelled by the idea of older folks having sex. Assuming, that is, one is imaginative enough to accept the possibility of this even occurring. I hadn't realised that the same vague queasiness would overtake me in middle age, when forced to acknowledge the sex lives of young persons whose bottoms I've personally wiped, powdered and re-diapered.
Seeing the box of condoms in my godson's bathroom cabinet (just hunting for loo roll, honest!) evoked two responses. First: Bless! How responsible of him to take precautions. Followed swiftly by: Precautions?! When did children start having sex? (I should explain that he's 20 years old, is more than halfway through university, and that I was similarly unnerved when he procured a driving licence.)See the full content of this document
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Losing Battles: When 'Hot' Is Mainly Followed by 'Flush'...
This reaction is linked to having reached the age when "hot" is mainly followed by the word "flush" and frantic fanning motions, rather than wolf wh...
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