Oh No! Now It's Strictly Come Slimming On the Dance Floor
The Scotsman › December 05, 2006
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THAT'S it. There's no way I'm going to be obese. I'd decided some months ago to give it a shot, since everybody else seemed to be trying it, and I was ever your man for a fashion or fad. But now the government has threatened to send suspected lardbuckets to dancing classes to get them fit. This, surely, is a cruel and unusual punishment, as defined by the United Nations, and must constitute a threat to human dignity, as defined by Lidl.
The evil does not end there: in a further sinister twist, trampolining has been added as an extra punishment, though it hasn't yet been confirmed that this will take place in public squares for the entertainment of the nation. Inactive adults will be shopped to the government by their GPs, who could stand to make bonuses for each fatty fingered.See the full content of this document
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Oh No! Now It's Strictly Come Slimming On the Dance Floor
The scheme is to be launched today by sports minister and household name, Caroline Flint - though, if I remember rightly, health is one of the few things the Scotch are constitutionally allowed to control themselves, and so we may escape the threat. In Scotl...
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